equalistsfuckshitup:

SOMETIMES I DRAW REALLY STUPID THINGS AND IM NOT SORRY

crustyhobo:

[deep black man’s voice] ONIICHAN

alberoni:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

malkatz:

splatdanger:

peep-toe-shoes:

phoenix-aflame:

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:


Calming CAT!


oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

foodtrucker:

foodtrucker:

foodtrucker:

I just want a boyfriend to kill bugs for me that is all

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date me

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oh

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

spinsomelight:

that guys must have practiced taking his shirt off for scenarios such as this one

THIS TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

spinsomelight:

that guys must have practiced taking his shirt off for scenarios such as this one

THIS TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS

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computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok